Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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