The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

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