Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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