Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Two english guys meet at work

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Anti Joke

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