what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Dick spice

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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I'm banging your sister.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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