- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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