Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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anne hatthaway

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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