- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Stephen Walking.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

no

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Samantha

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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