So a black man hails a taxi...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Nicolas Cage's acting.

my mom raped yerr foot

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Cows go moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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