What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

I'm gay. No homo.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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