How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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This is not a joke.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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