- Anti Joke

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Gay's rights

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.