- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Wombat monkey juice.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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