Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Mike tyson

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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