- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

.....Carrot Top....

What is 2+2? 4!

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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