What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Women's Rights.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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