whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Women.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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