- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Yo mamas so fat

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

You are Nerochan right?

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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