- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

...NO.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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