Get in the Batmobile.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Hi Shelby!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did the fish say? Moo

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

a potato flew around my room

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Society.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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