Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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