What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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hi corey

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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