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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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