Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Ms. Smoot's class

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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