I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Knock knock Come in

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Your mums a penis joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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