- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

I can't see my forehead

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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