Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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boo

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Guess what? The Game.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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