- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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