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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10=? 19

whats really hot the sun

What is cold? Winter

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

crap!!

Looks through the peephole.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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