- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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