- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

I have no ideas.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Can I touch it?

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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