A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Women.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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