What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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zebras

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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knock knock who's there?

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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