OGC - tilt your head

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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she wasn't 18

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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