Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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