once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

terry stockton is straight

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How old is your mom? Old.

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