Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Watch your lips.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Matt is not funny.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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