Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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