10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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women have rights

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Penis

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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my namew is jd

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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