- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

i love huge wieners.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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