As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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who farted your mother

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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