- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

baby loves lalma

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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