Gays

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Anti Joke

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