Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Not Steve Jobs

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