- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Murder me once, shame on you.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

women's rights

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

who is mark

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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