Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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