Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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poop

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Anti Joke

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