- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Are you a human?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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