A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Nothing yet CC

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Like this joke

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Anti Joke

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