Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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potatoes

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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